Funny Joke ‣ Statue of Jesus Christ

In a small town, farmers cnocked on the church’s door to talk with the priest.

The priest asked, “What can I do for you, my sons?” and the farmers replied “We want to borrow the statue of Jesus Christ.”

The priest asked, “Why do you need it for my sons?”

The farmers said “We want to walk Jesus Christ thru our fields. We want him to see that our crops are dying because of the drought. We want him to send us some rain”

So, they got the statue and walked it thru their dry fields.

That night, a tornado hit the small town.

There were strong winds which lift the roofs of the houses, turned over the vehicles, yanked the plants from the ground, rained a lot and swamps and mud were left all over town.

The next day the farmers were knocking on the church’s door again.

The priest asked them “What can I do for you, my sons?”

The farmers replied, “We want to borrow the statue of virgin Mary father.”

The priest asked, “What do you want her for my sons?”

The farmers replied, “We want to show her the humongous disaster that her kid has done.”

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